Merry Xmas

Wah! hari ni ari krismas tapi aku bukan nak cerita pasal hari xmas tapi just nak wish selamat pengantin baru buat sapa2 yang naik pelamin arini... Alhamdulillah naik pelamin lagi sekali gak dia, bagus lah dari buat maksiat lama2 baiklah kawen kan? Aku x terasa sikit pun bila mangkuk ni kawen lagi... x heran dan x kisah pun... tapi yang aku heran kenapa la nak cover2 mangkuk ni nak kawen? kalau bgtau atau jemput pun x salah aku rasa... hehe tapi untuk aku pergi hadiri perkahwinan dia tu NO WAY la... x da maknanyer... Semoga perkahwinan dia kali ni membuatkan dia lebih bertanggungjawab dan sedarlah ko tu dah jadi laki orang... jangan abaikan nafkah (bukan nafkah batin jer ko kena penuhi tapi yang paling penting nafkah ZAHIR tur). Dan ingatlah hutang nafkah perlu di bayar sebab tuhan akan tanye nanti bila ko dah mati. Aku x kan halal walau sesen pun.

Aku rasa bebas sangat sekarang ni nak gi mana2 dalam KL ni... sebab aku pasti kalau pergi ke ceruk mana pun insya Allah aku x akan bertembung dgn mangkuk ni sebab dia dah pindah ke bandaraya yang dulu bersejarah sekarang dah maju tu... aku harap dia pun turut maju bersama majunyer bandaraya tersebut. Bagus lah dia pun dah bawak sekali 'celah ketiak' dia bersama... dulu dia x boleh nak pindah KL sebab 'celah ketiak' dia x ikut sama. Semua tu alasan... adoyaii! Aku dgr sebelum kawen byk ujian dia hadapi! aku x doakan yang buruk utk dia tapi just nak ingatkan dia ujian yang di baru dapat tu adalah terlalu sikit dan semoga ko tabah dalam hadapi ujian yang lebih besar di hari mendatang. Kang melalut panjang sangat kang ada plak orang yang baca terasa plak dan yang pasti mangkuk tu x akan baca. Kalau korang nak sampai kan pun apa salahnyer... lantak korang la dah memang dia tu spesies MANGKUK JAMBAN...

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Wanita dan unsur-unsurnya

Walau apa pun, Allah yang Maha Mengetahui segala sesuatu. Baca dan fikirkan di manakah anda. Mungkin apa yang dikatakan ada kebenarannya. Hahayatilah pengetahuan ini. Penentuan unsur seseorang ditentukan oleh anak yang keberapa dalam keluarga:- a) TANAH - anak pertama, kelima, kesembilan. b) AIR - kedua, keenam, kesepuluh c) API - ketiga, ketujuh, kesebelas d) ANGIN- keempat, kelapan, keduabelas WANITA BERUNSUR TANAH * Merendah diri,serta hormat dan patuh, setia serta rela berkorban. * Tidak cerewet, tidak meninggi diri, tidak sombong dan bukan seorang pemarah. * Tenang diri, aman, dan memberi sokongan. * Tidak sukaa membantah atau membangkang. * Berwatak manis, lemah lembut, bersih dan sentiasa menjaga kecantikan. WANITA BERUNSUR AIR * Menghidupkan hati pasangan dan pemberi semangat. * Mengambil berat. * Hatinya bersih dan boleh membahagiakan pasangan. * Menenangkan pasangan. * Sangat romantis. * Mudah menangis. * Cintanya sentiasa hangat dan memberahikan. WANITA BERUNSUR API * Cergas, cepat dlm gerak geri dan tangkas menguruskan rumahtangga. * Penasihatyang baik. * Pandai dan cekap mengurus rumahtangga. * Pandai menghias diri agar kelihatan cantik selalu. * Berwaspada selalu. WANITA BERUNSUR ANGIN * Lemah lembut dan menenangkan. * Pandai bermain kata dan memujuk rayu. * Sopan santun dan berbudi pekerti mulia. * Bijak mewujudkan suasana selesa. * Hati yang cepat berubah ubah.

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Technofobia

All of you MUST TAKE TIME TO READ THIS!!! VERY IMPORTANT!!!

GPS
A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was
parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included
a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard.

When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen.

The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain
entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so
they knew how much time they had to clean out the house It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of its contents.

Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home address in it. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you
can still find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live if your GPS were stolen.

MOBILE PHONES
I never thought of this.......

This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which
contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling
him what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago .'

When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the
money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen
cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin
number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their
bank account.

Moral of the lesson:
Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list.

Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc....

And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM by calling back.

Also, when you're being text by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came
from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

How to choose perfect fit panties

Should we say there are tons and tons of panty styles, fabrics and designs to choose from? I think you suspect that. But what we probably should mention is that knowing your panty (not pants) size is important for finding those that fit you perfectly. Follow our tips on how to choose perfectly fit panties and learn how to know your panty size and choose perfectly fit panties.

Wrong-size panties are as unflattering as a wrong-size bra. They also can cause discomfort and painful lines on your hip/waist area. Bulges, chaffing and painful wedgie are the things to avoid with perfectly fit panties.

How to take measurements for waistline panties

If you wear waistline panties take the tape and measure your waist at the hip bone crease. If you don’t see it, try bending to one side. Don’t cinch your waist with tape while measuring as it will go smaller than your real size. The tape should sit not too loose and not too tight. Write down the number and it will mark your panty size. Remember that you cannot choose hipsters (hiphuggers) by your waist size as women’s hips are naturally wider than the waist. Otherwise it will create an unflattering bulge around your mid section and cause painful lines. For high-waist panties measure your waist at its thinnest.

How to take measurements for hipsters (hiphuggers)

To measure your hips properly, wrap the tape around your hips at their fullest. Be sure the tape is straight and parallel to the floor. Again the tape should sit evenly around your hip, not too tight or loose. The size you’ll get will work well for string, bikinis, thongs, hiphuggers and other panties that start at the hips.

What to look for in panties

For comfort and perfect fit look for the following things in the panties before purchase: comfortable crotch made of good fabric and well lined, comfortable elastic waistband, not too tight or loose, if you wear boyshorts the leg band should be comfortable as well. The fabric should be soft, pleasant to the touch and breathing. As natural fabrics are usually soft and breathing they are perfect for everyday wear.

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Funny SMS

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

what is the best punishment for a woman?

give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.

You are not responsible for

what people think about you.
But you are responsible for
what you give them to think about you.

Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Man: My wife is too good,

She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a subject to talk about.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

A dying granny was talking to her grand daughter:
"I may die any moment so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock.

Wow said the granddaughter:
Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it???

Grandma replies: on 'Facebook'