Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.
You are not responsible for
what people think about you.
But you are responsible for
what you give them to think about you.
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Man: My wife is too good,
She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a subject to talk about.
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
A dying granny was talking to her grand daughter:
"I may die any moment so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock.
Wow said the granddaughter:
Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it???
Grandma replies: on 'Facebook'
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